Hoho! 5.18a.m! I managed to survived! Haha! Managed to complete seeing "It started with a kiss"! I took 2days overnight to see it! Cool huh! [:

Overall was alright, was pretty cool! And was going to lend from munyee other shows;

Andddddddddddd, i think i will stop blogging already. Since my blog is always complaining about life.. About this and that, when everything is already going well and very well. Right now i love my life, and i really hope this moment will be stucked forever, i shall not grow up! And be a kid in all peoples mind! [:

Complaining about life.. All along it's what i've been. An childish one. Looking back into the past, it's totally nothing and unmeaningless now. What's count is the future, right? A life with friends, colleague, family, what more?

What i can say is, i do cherish them alot, and love them like one whole family.. Life is totally meaningless without them.

Mom, Dad, Big sis, 3rd sis, Delon, Chanel, Fayth.
Although we do quarrel over small things, thinking of the past, it's just like a dream that never happened before. Laugh when we feel like, and cry over small things.. Stress over work, studies. What more? My family is like my root of living. Love, kinship. We dote on each other. Sometime, it's really pekchek. Really damn angry. Doing foolish things.. Like what? Everyone in the family has done wrong, who don't?

Aaron, Munyee, Suen, Wujing, Elvin, Joel, Melvin, Gary, Darren, Dickson.
Life.. short, shorter and getting shortest. I know i life enough when i know you guys, you all are the one that make me sad, similarly happy too. Sometime we quarrel over small things, sometime, time are really pushing up down the cliff. We share secrets, give each other nicknames, but we know we don't really mean it. We really cherish each other, like we do. We really care about each other, sometime words are really too harsh towards each other, or even we don't know how to express it. Or how to tell in detail. Some are straight forward, some are jokers. Right? Some like to gossip over friendships, some like to care about things happened. All we are is BOSSY, BEST. Remember the 2B.

Xinhua, Rachel, Gabriel, Yanping, Jiajun, Nicholas, Nayzaw.
Know what? You guys are the best colleague, and are the pie of my root. I feel happy whenever i go to work. And you guys never failed to cheer me up when i'm sad. When i'm depress or pekchek, you guys are always the one there. When i'm down with studies, you guys are the one that encourage me. thanksthanks really a lot. You guys are really important to me. Everytime i went to work, all i wish is to work with you guys, even when manager is mean.

Words can't express my feelings toward them. It's an undecribable feelings. Happiness, sadness, all caused by them. It should be a process of growing up. Life full of up and down. But i'm glad i had them growing up with me, watching through every stage of life. Sometime i'm really mean, but please understand me, my attitude sucks, you guys know. And, nd.. and.. I'm sorry.

Grr. Casual friends are always there too. Although they know me from my surface, but they don't know my real attitude. But soon, they know it. And they do stand it. I know it, cause i really care about them too.

Just don't irritate me when i'm pekchek.

(:
Lastly, i'm not talking about 大道理 but.. nevermind.

Gonna meet friends later for breakfast, and sleep when come back.

Just finish post at 5.38a.m -.-

Took 20mins.

WAHHH! 7+pm already! And i just woke up! I guess my butt is burning already! Gosh, seriously, i should get a life. So so so damn tired.

Actually was planning to go out with aaron they all, for haircut and shop for new bags all those. But turn out, lots of calls and message from them, and guess what? I'm sleeping like a pig. I didn't even know, and called my home, and told my niece to call me up. That was when i was awaken, but soon, i fall asleep again.

All that show "it started with a kiss" fault! I watched that till 8a.m yesterday! And totally have no energy to go out. Zz.

Zz, 7a.m. now. Was planning to go to elective moledule, and didn't want to go now.. I found out that, i'm all alone there.. If i go.. What would happened? At least in class i have melvin.. Now? None.. NONE AT ALL! And next year class, had elvin accompany us.. I really had to have tution.

I was planning to have tons of words inside my minds, but everytime i came on to blog.. All was tarnished.. I still had to work.. So much.. Next week 6days i had to work.. Non-stop..

And tuesday i was planning for haircut, since my colleague say that, eh you cut hair! Cut hair turn shuai liao! But another one say, don't cut! I rather you cute than shuai!

I was like.. -.-? And next week thursday then can work with jiajun. Kinda miss him! LOL! Cause it was like.. I work everyday, but everyday never see him. Zz!

Yesterday closing was fun. I close half of T-Line; cook line. Aaron close charboiler, and elvin, rachel, darren helped with the fryer. Taught them pretty much of things, hope that they put it in mind. Despite the fact that i'm falling sick -.-, i will still continue working. And blogging.

Sorry for the late blogging, cause.. I really can't squeeze out the time to blog. Sometime i really too tired, and sometime i even squeeze out my sleep time to blog. I really loved blogging.

Because i know actually peoples do view my blog, shared my troubles.

And i'm pretty touched when my friends say they will helped me complete some of my wishlist. I'm touched, as those item wasn't cheap, perhaps this is what friends are. There when you're in troubles, share serects, share joy and woe. And what there's is the matter that count. Even a cheap stuff, can sastify me. So why bother to spend a ton of money on unnessasary stuffs? Remember guys? We going had chalet on december right? So try to save money, instead of spending moneys on those expensive stuffs. And i can complete one of my wishlist by end of this month[: And, one of my wishlist will never complete. Pierce hole.. Not because of i scare of that little pain, but my sister is objecting it. She thought that if you pierce already, next time you will go put tatoo already. But i really want to pierce! ): Maybe it's pre-destinated. If she wasn't my sister or she treated me badly.. I sure object her, but she treat me so good, dote on me. So i cannot object her right?

People are growing up.. It's will be a different story in 10years time. Who ever thought of that? We might be lying around in different part of singapore, or even overseas. Lost in contact, and there will be no everlasting friendship anymore.. And what if one of my friend died? Or even me? Will i be missed? I'm really sorry for being so sacarstic at time, and i'm really sorry for being so mean at time too. That's my attitude, i know it's suck. But still, you had to accept the fact for who i'm. Because of my attitude, i lost a lot of friend, who once in great friendship with me before. And, i really regretted losing many friends. T_T

How i hope the past wasn't that unwilling and unhappiness were caused.

I'm like a ruby, protected by a glass panel like in a museum, unless i got rid of the glass panel, or i will never know what's the underworld is like. Or it's like, courage is up to it's limit now.

How do you think you can go that far? Everyone has it's ambition. They want to stride far, supress each other in every ways. They always thought that if they win him by this and that, they will get glory. But they're wrong. A true friendship is always needed. Encouragement make someone to prove that another will do it.

Those words are meant for myself. I'm glad i had reflected on myself already. Maybe this is the life i'll had in the end.

Busy with work, i think i gonna fall sick soon. Zz, with less sleep, and much work to be given. What to do? Has to teach new colleague and do at the same time. Have been chionging work these few days, fan zhen zai jia also sleep right?

It was fun lah overall, i enjoyed every day in carl's jr.

It's like, you still have friends to come and find you. You feel happy right? Have that energy to work.

And i think i falling sick already. Gone up with flu and headache currently.

Hope nothing; [:

Yesterday;
I was late for school! Nono, almost i mean! Woke up at 7p.m. Kanchiong, intend to take cab, but the bus come earlier instead, as the taxi is hard to hire at that moment. Went school, daydream. And got back report book. When they say top 5 will get on stage to recieve the report book, i was pretty shocked. And i had a bad feeling too. When sec1 and sec2 was called on the stage, i was thinking continously, will i be the one? Do i need to go on stage? And when i was thinking, it was sec3 time. I dream, and found that they actually called my name! And i was stunned. I actually got the same result with melvin! Hao peng you jiu shi hao peng you. Lian result ye yi yang. Okay, my result is like shit, and i can managed to get 5th in class. But if combine with 3c result, i get 26th. -.- i shall reveal my result now.

English = 57%
Chinese = 74%
Maths = 21%
Science = 29%
Combine human = 63%
Art = 66%

Overall = 51.7%
It's like shit lo, i actually let my maths and science pull my grades down. I think i surely will have tution teacher next year, i want to pass those subject T_T..

And after that, i went straight to work. Time were rushing us, as we thought that we won't be late, but, it turned out to be just the time. We da bao food go there eat, and found out that manager yeo is ill. Actually i'm happy that she's ill, so there will not be anyone to nag and nag. And i become fryer again, and went to cook in then night. Was fun, but having sore throat now.

It's killing me, won't be able to post anymore today, cause i have to do closing, working 12p.m.-12a.m.

Waa, just woke up from afternoon sleep, forgot to post. Zz.

Was messaging and waiting for reply while falling asleep.

Jiajun, Rachel, Boon Kiat;
Message so slow eh -.-

Work also can message der right! Like me lah! Slack while work! I have time still message you all leh! Then helped with something also like that. Sigh! Pathetic lah, tomorrow get report book, and still have work still leh? I work 12-Closing, then i don't even know what time the school released.

And i never even turned up for my class outing lah! Ms goh called me in the morning, but, well you know, i still can't.. Nevermind! [: Where everyone was happily fooling around, i'm all alone..

Was sleep slack dream today.

And note to SuEn;
Sorry hoh, why should i turned up for you all outing at sentosa ah? You think i give a damn about going there? If i don't even turned up for mine, you think that i'll go to sentosa with you all? Zz, i rather sleep slack dream.

ANYWAY, WO BU XI HAN! [:

Afterall, we are of a different class.

I rather get along with my colleague right now.

Cause they're the one that make a big impact to my life.

Laughter were always produced there.

Went through SAMFEST these few day, gaining many experiences. For example, monoprint, a skill that kills. Cause it make until my shirt, like.. -.- SURE TIO GAN LATER. And guess what?

I GOT TO KNOW NEW YOUNGER FRIENDS! WAHAHA, and of course, my secondary school friends, get to work with each other, like the prefects, and the english department.

And, i know someone who has the same name as mine! DILLON! [:

And, got to know some people, like.. FREAK, and etc etc.

And things really got so perfect, and i hope that they will join our school as part of merahans!

And saw munyee biao di, and my biao ge while working on it. And, munyee cried because of his biao di, and my biao ge.. ignored me. LMAO, pretty fine with it, he is a bastard anyway, who cares?

And went on playing with acrylic paint, chalk and etc. And make a mess outta myself. And we were like fooling lah. AHAH, wujing, munyee, su en, averie and me. LOL.

And i become the mac chef, cause they wore a cap on me. haha.

And lastly, our SONG;

UIC oh oh UIC, qin jie huan jin zhen kai xin, UIC!

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SHALL CONTINUE!
okay, quite pissed up.

Okay! All of us are damned pissed up by today closing at work.
Rachel was damned pissed up by the oil and Ryan.
I was damned pissed up by the sauces.
Aaron was damned pissed up by the calls.

We are like all doing closing lah, and everything didn't went well along with us. And got to know Saifoo abit. Found out that he's actually quite friendly. QUITE only hoh. And we're suppose to leave at 10, but instead leave at 11. Cause we see rachel very pitiful, alot of closing haven't do. Then i see her help me with my fryer.. Always helped me when i'm not feeling well, helped me when i'm about to hang my fryer.. Thanks for everything.. And she look touched ^^, keep telling us to go, but we insist on staying and helped on our accord. Work for free man! Shouldn't have helped you know, -.- Yeo is so niao when come to work. She told us that there won't be any extra money for extra time working. And we were like we also know lah, why you so niao? Must say it out is it? And she don't even let us fry our nuggets that we brought for the rest to eat, and listen to music, and even don't let us use her box. Ccb lo.

And.. okay lah, for me, i think that different situation is a different learning style. [: Jiajun ps us early again -.-

At carls jr now!
Went school just now, for the sake of "samfest", about those primary 6kids coming, well, it was alright, but i slack after sometime, cause it was too sian, leaving melvin alone. and tomorrow have samfest again, it's a total siansation lah! zzz, and okay, realising that it was too sian, went carls jr and slack. yeehahaha.

Fuck lahh, today really no mood lah! Results so shitty, go work also no mood to teach my friends, gary, elvin and darren they all. Their first day of work, gave them a good impression i guess, and seriously i'm so sad lah -.- rachel isn't there to cheer me up today! nicholas and jiajun also went back early, and even gabriel. Then i was like no mood already, cause they're the one that always make me laugh, cheer me up when i'm sad or even angry. Our colleague relationship are like brother and sister that close. We will make each other laugh, and sing and sing. Even when we're angry about something, there's always one that make the other one vent anger on. And what i trying to say is, i do cherish this colleague friendship;

HUAHUA; RACHEL; JIAJUN; NICHOLAS; GABRIEL; NAYZAW; HTOO HTOO;
AARON; DARREN; ELVIN; GARY;
okay, what's i'm trying to say is, i'll stay alive in job for them; (:
& i forgot to include the some other persons. alright,

JIAJUN CHECK MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW HOH!


lastly; thanks everyone for care&concern.

Okay, was rushed to post by elvin. Hoho, tried to smile but i'm sad. Sad with what? The results. Lmao, the result was terrifying for me. I did so badly, and i couldn't believe it. I even failed my social studies! How can?

Results-
Maths 1 - 11half/60
Maths 2 - 3/50
MT 1 - 49/70
MT 2 - 73/100
Chem - 11/50
SS - 21/50
Bio - 10/50
Eng 1 - 33/60
Eng 2 - 45/80
Hist - 29/50

So overall i passed combine humanity, mother tongue, english and art.
Art = 65%
Eng = 57%
Those % will be reflected on my report book.
And i'm utterly disappointed lah. I didn't did my best, perhaps i should stop studying. See my friends result from good to even better, i'm really envious and jealous. And i cannot tolerate HAOLIAN people lah. CCB is the only word that can say to them.

XIAOQIN; KOK KIANG; LIFANG; (these words are to you all)
thanks for haolianing, cause you guys totally sucks, and have no life, showing off everything you got uh? xiaoqin, come on lah, reflect on yourself man, you think you got the highest so what? act as if you very shock uh? Scored highest for eng paper 1 uh? When mrs tay say that person scored highest is 38, and when everyone got back the paper, you're the last one. Act innocent? Pui. Give me that face and even dare to tell me, see my face know who highest liao. It's like wtf lah? Showing off? Even social studies and history? And even art? Wtf, get a life lah xiaoqin. Words aren't meant to criticize you, but you're just too arrogant. I admit your art idea is good, that doesn't proof anything, right? And kok kiang, YOU TOO! Thinking that chinese paper you got 50/70 is very good uh? Getting higher than me a score is that good uh? Look at your paper 2, LMAO, making me laugh, you done so badly for paper 2, and lifang, you're the only one that pass chemistry uh? Go around asking people scores when even knowing that they fail? And even say your score.

All are just hypocritical people that doesn't even deserve to live in this world, well, i'm one living example, i never say i'm that good, but look, arrogant won't lead to somewhere high right?

And lastly, thanks teachers for the lenient marking, love you teachers[:

LOL, okay say about tomorrow bah. energertic!
feeling unwell in the night, and thanks rachel for helping me! love her lah! dajieeee!
haa, and yesterday not really fun. everyone was like so damn angry with the new guy, ryan.
cause he is really dumb lah, people already busy, he still making the mayo. then tell him to down beef, he go down 1 plate of chicken. and got to know jiajun more. and jiabo too. LOL, tmr will be the day i had to work again, but with 3new staff, who is my friends! wahahha ELVIN, GARY, DARREN! WORK HARD O! and huahua was scary.. when i was in the freezer, toping up the fries all those, she suddenly run in and scold, knn pcb why today customer liddat one? then she run out. then i run out also lah, then everyone looking at me. then i was like.. what i did wrong? then they asked what happened lo, and was pretty shocked. hahahs.

wapiang, found out that some people have been writing comments on my picture which i don't understand at all. pretty scary uh! tell them to fuck off. shoo shoo.

anyway i had a bad feeling towards tomorrow results.
hopefully can go to sec4;(

Wah, super tired and busy,
off tomorrow, shall post.
OFF(:

wahh,
today was super duper fun, can say it's the best day i had with my colleage at carls jr. and i really enjoyed today, and i really love my colleague! hahs. and li ling was trying to feed us the tomato thingy, and i rejected it. hahas, then after that, we had break, aaron and i rush there to see and if we wanna buy it, and we brought it, it really taste tasty and the price is reasonable! i tmr going to eat also, heesz, but other type! and it was so fun lah. we ate finish, jokes and smile were produced! haha, and the 3new comers came, so managed to know them a little. and in the night, racheal, nicholas, jia jun and i was in the kitchen! haha, so super duper fun, i can tell you. we were like all so kanchiong, cause the orders was coming non-stop! and i really pity jia jun, for being nicholas feeder. hahaa, nicholas like want to eat him alive, have beef patty already still call jia jun to put. and was like jia jun 8 more beef! again and again, hahas. and they were like singing and singing, so we keep suan each other -_-, and doing order as well. racheal was angry, like a volcano erupting when the chicken strips mixed up, and she look really angry man. after that, we managed to cheer her up, and this become my turn to angry. that fucking customer, no, not that customer, is that staff, CHEEBYE MAN! tell me put seperate when i already done that order, and i ji tao sibei du lan lo. i scolded him cheebye and all sort of stuffs, even throw the thing around, then they tell me to relax relax. and ohya, i forgot, AUNTIE MARY WAS FUNNY! AHAHAH, she was cutting the vegetable with the knife, and was like I KILL YOU MAN, I KILL YOU, like killing her husband. hahas. and ying came to find us! haha, i gave her lots of fries. and she was like, you gu yi is it? i was like, -_- i gave 2x to friends one. and i stack until like hell man. and htoo htoo say your friend right? give more give more. and i was like, SO DAMN MUCH ALREADY, still give?! and, alright i was chopping the beef by that time. LOL. and they went off, with waving hands off (; okay, jia jun spoke less and laughed less today, haha, hope he can laugh and talk more in the future, or am i that unfriendly? HAHAH, i was like talked so much today, and laughed so much. thanks racheal and nicholas. (:

ohya, please stop bothering me already, thanks, you know who you are. (:

wah! managed to post man! the screen was keep going black and my msn friend was like so pissed off with me as i was going on and off! faggots man! imagine that happened to you! fucktard!

okay so today is the last paper! MT! it was quite hard for me uh, for me to understand what's the words, but i know how to do (: hiphip horray! geesz!

so accomany gary, darren and elvin to collect their clothes from the main branch at kallang. and went there, shyyty, we had to wait for so long man! and meet joel to play lan after that, afterall it's THE 6BROTHERS again! haha, and gary had to go. after that we go eat. and went home after that.

TMR HAVE TO WORK! SIGH!

GUESS WHAT?
I TURNED OUT TO BE AT TEENS MAGAZINE! GO BUY GO BUY! HAHAHA.

WAH SIAN! FLUNK ALL SUBJECTS TODAY! BIO? LMAO, WHAT I STUDIED NEVER COME OUT, AND WHAT CAME OUT IS WHAT I NEVER STUDIED! WTF CAN? LOL MATHS, I FLUNK. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO ONE QUESTION, HAHAHA. OKAY, PREPARE TO SEE ME RETAIN NEXT YEAR UH.
&..
FUNNY UH! I SLEPT WHEN I LEFT HALF AN HOUR FOR MATHS, AND GUESS WHAT I DREAM? MRS TAY CUTTING A BOY EAR! LOL, I'M DREAMING. LOL SO FUNNY LOH, THE BOY WAS LIKE UHHUHH, THEN TEARS COME OUT, THEN HE STILL CAN TALK A LOT! I REMEMBER HE SAY.. MY PARENT ALWAYS BEAT ME, UNTIL MY EAR, NOW MUST CUT, AND MRS TAY WAS SO FUNNY, CUT UNTIL SIBEI FUNNY. THEN THE BOY LIKE NO FEELING WHEN MRS TAY HAVEN EVEN GIVE HIM INJECTION NOR PAINKILLER! ROFLMAO. THEN I WOKE UP BECAUSE MS GOH CALL ME WAKE UP -_- IF NOT WAPIANG! DON'T KNOW STILL GOT WHAT FUNNY THINGS. LOL. OKAY, AND NEXT WEEK IS THE CLASS OUTING LIAO -_- SIAN? I DON'T WISH TO GO. BUTTTTT! BO BIAN! MUST GO!

shall off(:

went to dental just now, take off seperator and put on metal chain. so irritating, look uneasy. and he gave me hmm, wax? or something to put beside my teeth from hurting my skin. lol. and he say gave me ochae cream, but in the end! i forgot to take, which she forgot to give too! aiya, wasted a ochae cream! LOL!

okay, went to school today, early in the morning, already forgot to bring art file! lol, then quickly went up and take, lols, went school and were -_-" okay sleepy, anyway today was alright, but that art of mine.. i guess i gonna flunk it, LOL! xiaoqin art was so nice! should have take her topic too! sigh, regretted? too late. exam is over.

anyway, yesterday night, i went to cut nails before i went to sleep, and went to bed, thinking something is missing or something. and guess what? i forgot to cut one of my nail! ROFL ROFL!

anyway, i decided not to post any more jokes uh. so want view or not, you decide now(:

got to work soon~ 12hours per day, gonna earn much for my lappy. (:

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owegonna go out with darren, gary and elvin for interview later. Hopefully they got hired by carls jr so we can work together! :D posts has been editted. aaron and i gonna accompany them! good luck! [:
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went to darren there to meet him, gary and elvin. and we went to eat and saw joel while on the bus-stop! wahh, the world is full of concience. finally, the 6boy starz can get together! haha, and guess what? all my 3 friends have been employed! 6boy starz are all in carls jr. woohoo. &....

i don't feel like blogging anymore.

WAH FUCK SHIT MAN! MY SEPEATOR FOR BRACES DROPPED OUT WHILE I WAS BITING SWEET! WTF! WASTE MONEY UH! CURRENTLY NOW AT DARREN HOUSE, GO BACK WILL POST MORE JOKES OKAY?! LET ME PISS OFF MYSELF FIRST. HAHAH(:

what happened to blogger? seem so sucky now.

anyway, A BIG THANKS TO MUNYEE! for helping me edit my blog lah! since a long time that i have edit it.

was thinking of what i want to be in the future.. hacker?
nah, what if i failed to do it? computer skills? well, i'm pretty interested in that, but who teach me? photography? maybe, or maybe not. kindergarden teacher? i'm too mean for them. don't forget i'm a meanine. well, no ambition do nothing. (:

well my jokes have been updated everyday, remember to view often for lame jokes. (:
yay, destop is fixed! now i have two computer to use!

Okay lame jokes! TO ME, THEY ARE SUPER DUPER FUNNY!
OKAY THIS IS ANOTHER SERIES OF JOKE BUT THERE ARE ALOT ON THE BOTTOM TOO! REMEMBER TO SEE THE POSTS BEFORE THIS TOO. (:
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1. With the help of a fertility specialist Doctor, a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby girl. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they asked her to show the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."
A little later they asked to see the baby again. Again the mother says "not yet."

Finally they said, "Ok. When you are going to show the baby?"
The old mother says, "Let the baby cry first."
They were surprised, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "Because I forgot where I kept the baby."

2. One soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl friend wrote that she want to break off their engagement and she wants all her photograph back.

He went out and collected all the unwanted photographs from his friends he could find. Also from his drawers & cubbards, bundled them all together in a envelop and sent them back with a note saying:

"I am sorry. Cannot remember which one is you... please keep your photo and return the others.

3. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's the groom wearing black?"

4.There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"

"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.

The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"

"My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."

5. Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

6.A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.

The boy replied - no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing,

To which the boy replied, yes he did, dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us.

7. In Italy, a man went to a priest and confessed. "Forgive me, Father," he said, sobbing. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," the priest replied, "that's not a sin."
"But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent."
"That wasn't very nice," the priest said, "but you put yourself at risk."
"Oh, thank you, Father." the man said. "But I have one more question."
"What is it?"
"Do you think I have to tell him the war is over?"

8. A woman took her dog to the vet. "Doctor," she said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move.

"Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.

"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.

"$345," says the doctor.

"$345!!?" the lady asks.

"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

9. In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.

Another Lady walks up behind the blonde and watches her behaviour for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if he can take some Cokes.

The blonde turns around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning??"

10. A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

The bartender said, "That should make you happy."

The man said, "Not if the month is up today!"

11. What's the difference between a church and a movie theater?

A. In a church they say: Pray in the name of Jesus!" In a movie theater they say: "Shut up, for Christ's sake!"

12. A young lady just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She told him the news that the doctor told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his expierence. He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of his hens had layed eggs. He was so happy. he added, "but confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially, me too."

13. Doesn't this sound like every mom in the world?

A son calls his mother. Mom how are you.
Mom replies. Not too good. I haven't eaten in 38 days.

Replying with concern, the son asks "what's the matter mom, are you not feeling well, have you been to the doctor?"

Mom replies, not that, "I didn't want to have my mouth full of food when you called."

14. Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time."

"Look," says the woman, "what do you think I am? I don't turn into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!"

"OK," replies Joe, "so how many does it take?"

15. A sales company had real trouble selling bibles. One day, a man (he had speaking problem) comes in, with a job application and says to the manager -

"l-l-l-l'd l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b- b-be a b-b-b-bible salesman, s-s-s-sir."

Seeing his problem, the manager didn't want to give the job to this man, but decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager was looking at the charts and realized that the newest guy was selling the most copies.
Amazed, he calls him into his office.

"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How did you do it?"

"W-w-w-w-w-well, s-s-sir I j-j-just g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door and-d-d I-I-I s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to
b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the b-b-b-bible, or w-w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you?"

16. Pamella came to her Boss asking for a day off.

Boss said, " so you want the day off:"
After looking at Pam for quite a while, he said -

"Let's take a look at what you are asking for....

There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work.

We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and hell will freeze over, if you're going to take that day off!!!" and HHHHH

17. A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to shave his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

18. As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them arm loaded with belts.

After an impassioned sales talk that yielded no results, the arab asked where they were from.

"America," the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded.
"She's not from the States."

"Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?"
"Yes." she replied.

Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels for her."

The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

19. A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

20. An elderly gentleman married a girl in her early twenties. The wedding went fine and they left on their honeymoon.

The elderly gentleman didn't get right with the program, so he was in a bad mood that night. The young wife felt that he was probably tired and let him sleep for a while.

A couple of hours later being excited for having sex, she decided that this had gone on long enough, but wanted not to appear over anxious and let him be the one in charge. She woke the old fellow up.

"What is the matter", he asked. She replied "This side of the bed is too hard, I want to lay on your side." He got up and walked around the bed, got in on her side and went to sleep.

A few minutes later she was starting to really want to consummate things. She awoke him again. "What now?" He asked. She said, "You know I think I was wrong, maybe that side is more comfortable let me lie on that side." Again he got up walked around, got in, and went to sleep. By this time, she was really ready to make hard, passionate, sex.

She really didn't care at this point how it would appear to him. She awoke him again and said, "No, I was wrong your side is more comfortable. Instead of getting up, why don't you just crawl over me and I will scoot across the bed?" He started over and she stopped him right on top and held him.
"Now, do you know what I really want?", she asked.

He replied, "YEAH, YOU WANT THE WHOLE DAMNED BED, BUT YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET IT!"

21. A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?'.

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

22. A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.

"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."

A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is crying and her brother says...

"Now she knows."

23. A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother "How old are you?" Mommy says Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?" Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are grown up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get divorced?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old." Mommy is very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart how did you do that?" The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds." The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?" The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

24. A patient tells the Doctor, "I've been going to a faith healer, but wasn't getting any better."

The Doctor smiled and said, "And what dumb advice did this phony give you ?"

"He told me to come see you." replied the new patient.

25. 1st man: I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.

2nd man: Oh really, what happened then?

1st man: After the first two, I felt better. So, gave up the idea.

26. A fellow was sitting at a bar drinking when a gorgeous blonde came in and sat next to him. After talking and having a few drinks together, the fellow says to her, "How about playing the Magician Game?"

"And what would that be?" answered the blond.

"We go to my place, have a few drinks, get into bed, have sex and then you disappear."

27. As a painless way to save money, a young couple decided that every time they have sex the husband will put the changes in his pocket into a china piggy bank on the bedside table.

One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it broke. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.

He asks his wife what's up.
"Well," she replied, "Not everyone is as cheap as you are."

28. Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

29. A British cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. The locals always picked on the Brits and when the cowboy was done with his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back in the bar, flips his gun in the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU SNAKES STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprised forcefulness. No one answered.

"ALL RIGHT -- I'M GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER BEER. WHEN I'M DONE, IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE, I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T *LIKE* TO DO WHAT I DID IN TEXAS!"

The locals shifted uneasily as they'd never seen anyone quite this upset. When the cowboy finished his beer, he walked back outside and his horse had been returned.

The bartender had followed him out there and asked, "Just out of curiosity, what did you do in Texas?"

"I had to bloody walk home."

30. A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asks her mother, "Mummy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?", to which the mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work."

The cabbie (The cab driver) , upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out loud. They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mummy, do the ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"

31. A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?"inquired the doctor."No, I've never done any of those things either.""Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

32. A drunk was hauled into court."Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking.""Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

33. An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dighis way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard dig. I had him buried upside down."

34. The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?""Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

35. A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun."It's for my husband," she tells the clerk."Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk."Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

36. A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor."Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?""I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."

37. Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

38. A Lady Doctor who was on her way to leave her four-year-old daughter in the school.The doctor had her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began to play with it. That's very nice, thought the doctor, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

39. A little girl, whenever someone asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."

40. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can Find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

41. A boy had reached 4 without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit but couldn't make him leave it. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing."

42. A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

43. A man was in doubt if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

44. "Darling", she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so. I've always been especially fond of married women."

45. A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk.The towns people did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, --- they got the cow from Minsk.It was a great cow: had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture.When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day.Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all he was very wise.They told him the story. "Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?"The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?""Rabbi!" they replied as one, "You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?"The Rabbi said, sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

46. The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man (sigh) he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man... "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!""And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door...""Yes yes!""Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

47. A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenlystopped going to synagogue (temple). Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105.So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

48. The pissed off cowboy walked into the bar and slammed his fist on the bar."Ok", he shouted, "Who's the son of a bitch that painted my horse's balls red"?At the other end, a huge biker stood up, ripped the end of the bar out of the floor and slammed it back down. "I did asshole", he said. "What have you got to say about that"?"Oh", said the cowboy. " I just thought I'd let you know... he's ready for his second coat."

49. "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did... though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"

50. A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.""Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking.""Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth.""That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

51. A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?""Yes granddaughter, it's me.""It's really, really you, grandmother?", the woman repeats."Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?""Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you.""Anything, my child.""Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"

52. A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up real early that morning and took a nap.While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book.Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading my book."The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape."The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you."To which the lady replied, "Yes; but you have all the equipment!"

53. A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and hurls all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling any better now?"

54. "Preet, for heaven's sake, why can't you just TALK to me once in awhile?" cried Judi.
"Huh?" Lizard Pecker responded.
"Look around you!" she motions. "All these books. Your head is forever buried in these books. You don't even know I'm alive!"
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"You know, sometimes I wish *I* were a book. Then you'd at least look at me."
"Hmmm," Preet pondered, "that's not a bad idea. Then I could take you to the library every few days and change you for something more interesting."

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Next time, dearie, try going alone."

55. A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, its my face they would recognize."

56. Todd and Jill had just gotten back from the honeymoon, and were having their first fight, and it was a big one. No matter what Todd tried to say or do, Jill refused to compromise, or even listen. He started growing exasperated.
After a while, Todd said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."
Jill replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."

57. Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store.
"What's it for?" one asked.
"I don't know," the other replied. "I think you stand on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my Mom and Dad."

58. . One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful.
The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweet!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door.
The woman says to the child, "Go ahead honey, say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweet!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing.
The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"

59. A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"One-seventy."
The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 183.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Five-eleven."
The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5' 8 1/2". She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.
The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and wiry. Now, I'm short and dumpy."

60. An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the man answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the man returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be, said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the man wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hell getting him to swallow the pill!!!"

61. A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A minute later, the man tries to get up again.
She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
This goes on a couple more times over the next few minutes.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm a half mile past my stop already."

62. My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals obviously hated Americans. No matter where we went, we were subject to rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while it started to irritate us.
One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and started looking around. She was the only customer in the store. As she was look through the clothes on the rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her and very abruptly asked if he could help her.
My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she politely declined his help. She continued to look at the clothes. Then she noticed that every clerk in the store was staring at her.
Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes. When she could take this treatment no longer, she turned on her heels, with her head held high, and left the shop.
As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read "Dry Cleaners."

63. Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they'd had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "it didn't end all that great for me."
"Why, what happened?" he asked.
"I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn't go out far because the waves were very bad. Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bathing suit to be snatched off. I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!"
"For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?"
"Do? Why I did what any respectable female would do. I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could."

64. One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, daddy."
He replied, "How'd you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"

65. The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available.
The colonel called the first butter-bar into his office and said, "This is a promotion test. If I was to tell you that I wanted a flag pole erected in front of Post HQ by 1700, what would you do?"
The Lt. thought about it for a second, and said, "Sir. I would get a shovel, head for HQ and start digging . . . "
"You're not ready to be promoted," the Colonel interrupted.
The colonel asked the same question of the next candidate.
"Sir," said the next butter-bar, "I would fill out a CE work order, making sure I made provisions for the appropriate environmental study and . . . "
"You are definitely not ready to be promoted," the Colonel said.
The Colonel asked the question of the final candidate.
Without hesitation, the Lieutenant said, "Sir. I would call the First Sergeant, and say, 'Top, I want a @#$#@ flag pole in front of HQ by 1700!"
"You're ready to be promoted," the Colonel said.

66. A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horse dung, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet." >>

67. Luigi: "Father, I want an annulment."
Priest: "Why, Luigi?"
Luigi: "I think I married my sister."
Priest: "No, no Luigi. I've known you and your wife all your lives, and there is no relation. What makes you think you've married your sister?"
Luigi: "Last night -- we undress for bed -- she look at me -- she say --"Oh, brother!"

68. Jason worked at one of those one hour photo developing places. Judi had brought in a roll of film that'd been exposed to light prior to it being brought in for processing. When Jason tried to explain that the film had been exposed, she screamed at him, "I KNOW there were pictures on there! You go back into that machine and put my pictures back on that roll so I can get them developed!!!"

69. Dennis had hired Amanpreet, fresh out of the service, to do some work for him. One day, the office manager called Dennis to ask Preet about his tax form that he'd filled out when he was hired. Instead of marking "M" for married or "S" for single, Preet had drawn a little box and put an "E" in it. Dennis asked Preet and Preet replied, "Well, the form didn't have my status so I made one of my own: E for Engaged."

70. Evan got a telemarketing call from Judi who asked Evan if she could speak to the master of the house. Evan told Judi that would be the dog. Judi paused, covered the phone, and said to someone next to her, "He said it was the dog!" After a bit she returned to the phone, "May I speak to the dog?"

71. Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing in the world.
First cowboy says, "I believe it's thinking, 'cause when you prick your finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits the brain."
Second cowboy says, "Well, I think its blinking. When you blink and open your eyes again, you immediately see everything. Nothing is changed."
Third cowboy says, "Well, I think it's light, 'cause as soon as you press that light switch, you go from dark to instant light."
Fourth cowboy says, "Well, I think it's the Mexican-two-step diarrhea."
All the others ask simultaneously, "Diarrhea? Why?"
Fourth cowboy says, "I'll explain it to you. I went across the border to a saloon last night and drank a buncha homemade Mexican tequila. On the way home from the saloon, I stopped off at Lupe's cafe and ate two helpings of her Mexican Special, which had been warmed over a time or two, and a buncha jalapeno and some chili peppers I never say before."
First cowboy asks, "So, what's that got to do with speed or diarrhea?"
Fourth cowboy says, "Well, later on when I was in bed, I felt this fire and fierce rumbling in my belly, and before I could think, or blink, or turn that damn light on . . ."


shall post more later(: HAHAHA. do visit often, jokes are always around in this blog, and do advertise, share my blog jokes around(:
STILL HAVE MORE JOKES! MUST VIEW OFTEN!

SUEN, can only message you tomorrow afternoon! takecare when you're in bintan town uh!

BELOW ARE COLD JOKES THAT HAD BEEN UPDATED!
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Went out to study with munyee! Cause she say she go alone.. then i see her like nobody accompany her.. then i accompany her, went to mac to do art! [: and we were suaning each others, and jokes came out. haha, indeed a meaningful day.

I still love you,
I still miss you,
A chance was given upon a hope,
I dream was unfufil because of a promised,
I believe there is every rainbow after every rain.
Let this last forever.

MORE JOKES FROM WEBSITE!
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Q. A submarine can carry 10 people. there are 9 people; one who is pregnant. but, why did the submarine still sunk?
A. Because the submarine is meant to sunk.

Q. Which important person in China history is the fastest?
A. 曹操
- Why?
因为"说曹操曹操就到“

Q: 2 birds sitting on a tree branch, a goat was eating grass below the tree. a hunter came by, saw the goat and shot it. the female bird said something to the male bird and got raped. what did the female bird told the male bird?
A. 下面羊死了， = 下面痒死了
Means that the goat on the bottom has died, in other words, the male bird got the wrong idea and rape her because he thought she say her part is itchy.

Q. Who is the mother of rice?
A. 花
- Why?
因为花生米

Q: 小明 stepped on shit, but why isn't his shoe dirty?
A. He never wear shoe in the first place.

Q: Why after dinner, the whole family like to sit down in front of the TV and watch TV?
A. Because if you stand, is very tiring.

Q: Which number is the most obedient?
A. 一百
- Why?
因为百一千遍

Q: Got 3 worms lined up in a straight line on a tree branch. The 1st worm in front turn behind and say "i see 2 worms". The 2nd worm turn behind and say "i see 1 worm in front and 1 worm behind", the 3rd worm turn behind and say "i see 2 worms behind too!" Why?
A. Because he is lying.

Q: Why is Superman's shirt so tight fitting?
A. Because his shirt is small size de, got one 'S' in front.

Q: What do you call a prawn that has lost its legs?
A: Lame sia~!
- Why?
Lame sia. Lame虾

Q: What type of prawn is the longest?
A. 龙虾
- Why?
Long sia~!

Q: Which animal is not picky when it comes to food?
A. 鸡
- Why?
Because　饥不择食

Q: If Farm A sells vegetable and Farm B sells fish, what does Farm C sell?
A. Medicine
- Why?
Because Farmer C (pharmacy).

Q: Why does superman flies with two hands forward now instead of the one hand forward like last time?
A. Because last time is use manual transmission, one hand need to change gear, now use auto transmission no need to change gear already.

Q: A bird was flying half-way from Russia to USA when there is a thunderstorm. The bird was not striked but still die. Why?
A. Because it used one of its wings and pat on its chest and said "HENG AH, never tio lightning", and thus fell to its death.

Q: Imagine you are walking past a tree, which bore fruits. You want to steal the fruits. What is the best time to steal the fruits?
A. When no one is around.

Q: 吴忠县Jacky Wu play basketball, who should defend him?
A. His mother
- Why?
Becuase "慈母首中线" (mother guards the centre line)

Q: Which cartoon character is the most helpful?
A. Doraemon
- Why?
Because he likes to 生出原手

Q: There are 2 birds on a tree, a red bird and a green one. The red need 2 bullets to be killed whereas the green only need 1. A hunter below it has a gun with only 2 bullets in it. How will he shoot so that he can kill the two birds?
A: he will shoot the green bird first, then the red bird will be scared until "脸青青" (face turn green) then he can kill it with one bullet.

Q: From 1 to 9, which number is the laziest and which is the most hardworking?

A. 因为一不做，二不休

Q: What is the colours of Power Rangers? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　A． Gold

- Why

Because "Gold Gold Power Rangers!"

Q: What brand of broom is the most lousy brand? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　A．Firebird (火鸟) brand

- Why?

Because 燃烧吧 (拦扫巴; lousy broom) 火鸟!"

Q: Xiao Ming grows up drinking milk. Da Ming grows up drinking what drink?

A. Wine (酒)

- Why?

Because 久仰大名

Q: Which country got no vegetables?

A. China (pronunce the name in mandarin is like asking 菜呢?" ---> Where vegetables?)

Q: Camel, Fish, Frog, Bird.... Which animal cannot possibly have diarrhoea?

A. Frog

- Why?

Because "天际不可泄漏"

Q: What shampoo does Jesus use?

A. Follow Me

Q: And wat kind of Chinese music instrument shouldnt be played during a Mahjong game?

A. 难胡

- Why?

Because difficult to 胡

Q: Doraemon got how many sibilings?

A．25

- Why?

Duo La "A" Meng, Duo La "B" Meng

to Duo La "Z" Meng

Q: Why cannot sleep with an empty stomach? A: Because you will have 恶 (hungry) 梦

Q: What kind of bird is the most unlucky?

A. 麻雀

- Why?

Because "麻雀随小" (suay siao).

Q: One day the cake fell down and don't want to get up. Who can encourage the cake to get up again?

A: Pig

- Why?

Because "猪鼓励蛋糕".

Q: If I squash a red bean and a green bean, wat kind of bean will I get.

A: Soya bean

- Why?

"手押" (use hand to compress) bean.

Q. Mr bean wife is going to give birth, why did he call pizza hut?

A. Because it provide delivery

Q: if ur pet pigeon (鸽) is missing one day, where will you find it later?

A: Rooftop.

- Why?

Because "在屋顶唱着你的歌"

Q: Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?

A. 阿哈

- Why?

Because 阿哈给我一个忘情水......."

Q: The bun (饱) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (汤池), fork (插) and knife (刀) were there. Who killed the bun?

A. 插

- Why?

Because "叉烧饱"

Q: What kind of shoes are the happiest?

A. Black leather shoes

- Why?
Because "黑皮 (happy) 鞋

Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were playing mahjong. Who wins 1st?

Ans: Saddam Hussien

- Why?

Because he '胡先' (Chinese)

Q. Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will pick up the dumpling?

Ans. 祥龙十八掌(Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling)

How do prawns laugh?

Ans. Hei hei hei (prawn) - [Hokkien]

Among 小红, 小白, 小黑, 小蓝, 小黄, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?

Ans. 小白

- Why?

Because 小白兔 (little white rabbit) which also means 小白 vomits

Q.One day there's this really old horse walking along a road. Suddenly, he stopped. Why?

A. He just realised he is a toy horse.

Q. An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?

Ans. Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)

Q. How do u know which of the 8 tentacles of an Octopus are it's hands and which are it's legs?

Ans. Knock the octopus on its head, the tectacles that rasies to massage its head are its hands.

Q. Why is fish cunning ?

Ans. Because 鱼片米粉 (fish lie to bee hoon)

Q. Why baby don't need to brush teeth?

Ans. 卑鄙无此 (baby no teeth)

Q. During what game, 5 is bigger than 0 0 is bigger than 2 2 is bigger than 5

Ans. scissor paper stone

Q. What mouse use two legs to walk? What dog use two leg to walk? What duck use two leg to walk?

Ans. mickey mouse, goofy dog, all ducks

Q. Sweets are male or female?

Ans. Female

- Why?

会生蚂蚁( ants )

A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.

Ans. 小黄瓜

Q. If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?

Ans. Both won't break. You take the egg in one hand throw the stone with the other hand.

Q. 以下的数学猜成语

7 divide 2

Ans. 不三不四(Not three not four)

Q: a 1/4-cooked beef steak saw a 3/4-cooked beef steak on the road. why they never wave or call each other?

A. 他们不熟

Q: 大牛 wants to marry a china lady. The lady asked him to write out his bad points. He wrote, “大牛比较拦”. Why did the lady ran off upon seeing it?

A． Because china ppl read from right to left, so the lady read "Lanjiao比牛大 ".

Q: Elephant skin, lion skin and tiger skin, which one has the worst quality?

A. Elephant skin

- Why?

Because 橡皮查

Q: The cake fell down, but nobody wants to help it get up. Guess what is the cake.

A. Cheese cake

- Why?

Because "去死蛋糕"；　"cheese 蛋糕"

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because the teacher say it was a piece of cake.

Q: What 2-digit number is bigger than a bear's poo?

Ans. 40

- Why?

Because 四十 (40) 大 与雄 (bear) 便 (poo)

Q: Which food is the most heavy?

A. Wanton(tonne) mee.

Q: Why the gorilla have nose bleed?

A. Cause he was digging his nose.

Q: A and C which one is shorter?

A. A... ABCD(A比C低)

Q: What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?

A. Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A. Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

A.　Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go fo a movie. In the dark, a mosquito entersthe girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

A. The boyfriend's hand

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tazran asked 'Why?'

A. The animals told him. 'Your tail is in front.'

Q: Why was the blonde confused when asked to calutate 10 + 7 on the calulator?

A. She couldn't find the 10 button.

Q: Why when ten men use one umbrella and walk out on the streets that time all the ten men are not drenched?

A. Cause it was not raining.

Okay, i still have alot. Shall post tomorrow.

YYY
Time have proven everything, your loss of my remains.
http://www.biddinggoodbye.blogspot.com/

Look like everyone has a trouble now, seeing su en now.. Sigh, how i wish i could help her in any way. I have alot of troubles too. Who cares? Who want to share? And aaron looked like he had a lot of secret. Hoho.

Went for chemistry and social studies exam today.. Flunk chemistry.. although it is known as easy! Stupid la me, study the one that never come out! In the end, wasted effort. Eh, i study till 1a.m leh! And after exam, ms goh want to talk to the art students, and told us about the exam thingy about next tuesday.

and..
TOMORROW IS MS GOH BIRTHDAY! didn't know it lah! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MS GOH! I LOVE YOU! [:
you're best teacher i ever had.

and.. went to study after school. went home first.. and went to vivo to eat first. and munyee looked sad, cause she had to go home, and didn't managed to accompany us to eat. Sigh, i'm quite sad for her loh, she so obey her parents, but what her parents did was so unfair. even come out to study with us also cannot. so went for pepper lunch and after that, went to mac to study. I do my art while aaron and suen do their DNT! hahaha, i still lefted some part for my art! OHYEAAAA, i feel good. haha, cause i don't have to worry so much already! haha it was so fun at mac, we were joking and laughing. and we really enjoyed!

and today.. lame elvin has cracked some jokes again.. you must have heard before all these, or you might think this is lame alright.

Which emperor is blind?
A. 康熙
- Why?
Can't see.

Which creature is blind and deaf?
A. Lobster
- Why?
龙虾[又聋又瞎]

okay gonna study really hard. i want to get bursary! LOLOL, i wished so lah, but the competetive is really strong.. Weak in maths and science, haha someone teach meeeeeeee.

Okay, went through this blog.. which i think he is arrogant of what he is doing.

Firstly, he criticize those who say that they have blogger reading their blog and name them as reader. why? why can't people name their blogger as reader? I really don't understand. Is he just plain jealous or what? I also name you all as bloggers what, what wrong with it? is it his life? no right? who are him to criticize people when he isn't perfect too. no one is perfect in this world. am i right? unless you told me you are 100% perfect, and you are confident of it, tell me. just plain arrogant lah him. insulted the other bloggers like steven lim and helped xiaxue. wtf man. xiaxue insulted steven lim first right? and if steven lim is being disgusting, what's your problem? at least he have the courage to be someone he want to be. and make himself popular.

Stopped talking about it. Off, blogger.

anyway, good luck to aaron tonight[x hahaaha.

OKAY SUEN! NO MATTER WHAT, WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU! [x BEST FRIENDS FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR.

-munyee
-suen
-aaron
(:

ohya, if you had notice i had change my blog song.

Suckyyyyyy. GOSH! get a life dude! sorry i'm referring to myself. history and maths exam today, seriously, maths is so easy to them! to me?! i didn't even know the basic. oh gosh. wahaha, after that, dickson, elvin and me went to canteen to make some craps joke.

Q. What did sushi say to the bee?
A. Wasabi
- Why?
What's up bee.

Q. 刀和枪是什么颜色？
A. Blue
- Why?
刀枪不入
刀枪blueeee

Q.为什么蟑螂死了还可以动？
A. 因为北马一抬走了

Q.为什么Doraemon是红的？
A. 因为ANG ANG ANG, DOLAEH~~~

lol, last question was like so long ago, but we still say it out, just for humor haha[: tomorrow is social studies and chemistry. gambatte. [x

Hmm not bad not bad! 45visits per day for the past two days! HAHAHA. [x Okay. Some interesting gossip to talk about today!

Graduation day
it was so boringgg today. stuck in the hall for two hours! just to watch those sec4 perform! And it was so touchingg. How i wish my class was that too. 4A is alright, but when it came to 4B, ... LMAO AHAHAHHAHA, i can still laugh when i think of it! Some guy from 4B played instrument, what and came the worst is the volume! they have so bad skills, and even the singing sucks! OMG! everyone was covering their ears, cause it was so loud and disgusting, even my hair stood up! LOL! it was really really disgusting. imagine it. OMG -.- and 4C was so warm-hearting. so so so so touched, they're always together, and they are so close to each other.. And 4D was super duper funny. AHAHAHAH HIKER IS SO FUNNY! imagine a fat malay man acting like a women! imagine it! HAHAHAHA the act they made is so so so funny. nicholas kicked hiker butt, and hiker so so funny. he say OUCHH. it hurts. and all those aeroplane that threw on him, he say, ohhs, stopped it. look so horny! HAHAH. imagine we had to do it next year -.-? sigh. i don't even know i can get to sec4. Okay alright for now.

Went for CIP just now, this fucking teacher pissed me off really. Went for CIP, and was there putting double sided tape on the paper, like thousands of them? -.-? lucky i did it for 1hour and gone. woohoo. and okay this teacher, an PE one. called mr seagrant, well i don't know how to spell his fucking name. he came and say.. boy, you think this is what? a pub? i was like wtf -.- then gin him. then i nodded my head. and he say, LOOK AT ME! so i looked at his fucking old face loh. and he say.. tomorrow i was came to spot check you before exam. i was like, o. what can he do? stopped me from exam? HAHAH, it was hilarious, cause there are my people in my school with long hairs, unless he is that bored to catch one by one. sigh, pathetic freak lah him.

tomorrow is exam! good luck merahans! [x

blogger, shall off`
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went orchard to brought slipper and presents for my sister boyfriend. and i was choosing one hour for both item seperately? cause i really don't know what to buy. well, went to meet aaron and melvin, cause they wanna eat steamboat, and i hadn't had steamboat for so long already! so went there and eat. and went paradiz searching for I0I tower, werid. we don't even know where is it, and my sister have to buy her PSP! sigh, then we went searching and finally found it. so brought it, cost $401. ARGGG, that's what i'm always desire for! haha, okay not for me though, for someone meaningful. okay, so we went to eat steamboat, and the gas happened to run out when we started only 10mins! hahaa, so went eating like mad, but with my seperator on, i can't eat much, and happened to shit just now in the toilet.. what a relief.. hahaha[x so on our way home, we say actor LI NANXING filming show. hahaha forturnate eh.


walao lah! i want to pierce! but then my sister object to it, what can i do? go against her? she so dote on me, if i go against her, it will be like.. i not sure lah. but seriously i wish to pierce loh. haish, after exam then talk about it.

ＧＯＩＮＧ　ＦＯＲ　ＢＲＡＣＥＳ　ＬＡＴＥＲ．
ＷＯＬＡＬＡＡＡ［：

人身如戏，
Life is like a movie,
爱人不求回报，
don't expect the one you love to love you back,
只求永远,
begging for forever,
但愿我能爱你一身一世，
hoping that I can be with you for eternity,
身身世世，
forever and ever,
永不分离。
never be apart.
爱得深，
love that deep,
成千古恨，
that it had become hatred.
想你只能默默的想，
I can only think of you silently,
爱你只能默默的爱，
I can only love you silently,
爱的难，
love till that difficult,
又何必去爱？
why still love?
又何必去挽回？
Why still chase back the love?
岁月流逝了，
Although time had passes,
我爱依然还在，
my love still remained,
但你人以走了．．
but your' gone..
哭笑不得的语言也消失了。
Undecribable feelings has gone too.

Wrote this during history.. Sad..
[sorry for some chinese typing error, this computer lack of some chinese letters]

MR SAMY IS CUTE! LOL! He can be so dumb lah! Okay this is how to story begans.

DILLON: mr samy..
MR SAMY: *ignore*
DILLON: mr samy..
MR SAMY: *ignore awhile and faced me*
DILLON: *thinking that he's retarted* mr samy, may i go to the toilet?
MR SAMY: say it propely, say mr samy may i go to the toilet.

i was like so diao.. he couldn't even listen what am i speaking.. and actually repeat what i just say! he is so deaf. -.- CUTE THOUGH! [x

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Went for braces, put on seperator. It wasn't that hurtful like what the legend has say -.- Butttttt, from what i heard, it will be very painful after one or two days, so let's wait and see. I've got some pain killer on me[: Just in case.

For the benefit of those blogger who are weak in chinese, i wroted english on the bottom of each line too. So enjoy [x

Dillon Tan Yong Chen
16 on 26 December 92
Bukit Merah Secondary
xiaodi-dillon@hotmail.com


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