Q: From 1 to 9, which number is the laziest and which is the most hardworking?
A. 因为一不做，二不休
Q: What is the colours of Power Rangers? A． Gold
- Why
Because "Gold Gold Power Rangers!"
Q: What brand of broom is the most lousy brand? A．Firebird (火鸟) brand
- Why?
Because 燃烧吧 (拦扫巴; lousy broom) 火鸟!"
Q: Xiao Ming grows up drinking milk. Da Ming grows up drinking what drink?
A. Wine (酒)
- Why?
Because 久仰大名
Q: Which country got no vegetables?
A. China (pronunce the name in mandarin is like asking 菜呢?" ---> Where vegetables?)
Q: Camel, Fish, Frog, Bird.... Which animal cannot possibly have diarrhoea?
A. Frog
- Why?
Because "天际不可泄漏"
Q: What shampoo does Jesus use?
A. Follow Me
Q: And wat kind of Chinese music instrument shouldnt be played during a Mahjong game?
A. 难胡
- Why?
Because difficult to 胡
Q: Doraemon got how many sibilings?
A．25
- Why?
Duo La "A" Meng, Duo La "B" Meng
to Duo La "Z" Meng
Q: Why cannot sleep with an empty stomach? A: Because you will have 恶 (hungry) 梦
Q: What kind of bird is the most unlucky?
A. 麻雀
- Why?
Because "麻雀随小" (suay siao).
Q: One day the cake fell down and don't want to get up. Who can encourage the cake to get up again?
A: Pig
- Why?
Because "猪鼓励蛋糕".
Q: If I squash a red bean and a green bean, wat kind of bean will I get.
A: Soya bean
- Why?
"手押" (use hand to compress) bean.
Q. Mr bean wife is going to give birth, why did he call pizza hut?
A. Because it provide delivery
Q: if ur pet pigeon (鸽) is missing one day, where will you find it later?
A: Rooftop.
- Why?
Because "在屋顶唱着你的歌"
Q: Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
A. 阿哈
- Why?
Because 阿哈给我一个忘情水......."
Q: The bun (饱) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (汤池), fork (插) and knife (刀) were there. Who killed the bun?
A. 插
- Why?
Because "叉烧饱"
Q: What kind of shoes are the happiest?
A. Black leather shoes
- Why?
Because "黑皮 (happy) 鞋
Osama bin Ladin, W. George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair were playing mahjong. Who wins 1st?
Ans: Saddam Hussien
- Why?
Because he '胡先' (Chinese)
Q. Someone accidentally dropped a dumpling onto the ground. Who will pick up the dumpling?
Ans. 祥龙十八掌(Descending Dragon pick up Dumpling)
How do prawns laugh?
Ans. Hei hei hei (prawn) - [Hokkien]
Among 小红, 小白, 小黑, 小蓝, 小黄, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans. 小白
- Why?
Because 小白兔 (little white rabbit) which also means 小白 vomits
Q.One day there's this really old horse walking along a road. Suddenly, he stopped. Why?
A. He just realised he is a toy horse.
Q. An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans. Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)
Q. How do u know which of the 8 tentacles of an Octopus are it's hands and which are it's legs?
Ans. Knock the octopus on its head, the tectacles that rasies to massage its head are its hands.
Q. Why is fish cunning ?
Ans. Because 鱼片米粉 (fish lie to bee hoon)
Q. Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans. 卑鄙无此 (baby no teeth)
Q. During what game, 5 is bigger than 0 0 is bigger than 2 2 is bigger than 5
Ans. scissor paper stone
Q. What mouse use two legs to walk? What dog use two leg to walk? What duck use two leg to walk?
Ans. mickey mouse, goofy dog, all ducks
Q. Sweets are male or female?
Ans. Female
- Why?
会生蚂蚁( ants )
A duck called Xiao Huang cross a road and was knocked down by a car. Guess a vegetable.
Ans. 小黄瓜
Q. If you take egg throw the stone, which one will break?
Ans. Both won't break. You take the egg in one hand throw the stone with the other hand.
Q. 以下的数学猜成语
7 divide 2
Ans. 不三不四(Not three not four)
Q: a 1/4-cooked beef steak saw a 3/4-cooked beef steak on the road. why they never wave or call each other?
A. 他们不熟
Q: 大牛 wants to marry a china lady. The lady asked him to write out his bad points. He wrote, “大牛比较拦”. Why did the lady ran off upon seeing it?
A． Because china ppl read from right to left, so the lady read "Lanjiao比牛大 ".
Q: Elephant skin, lion skin and tiger skin, which one has the worst quality?
A. Elephant skin
- Why?
Because 橡皮查
Q: The cake fell down, but nobody wants to help it get up. Guess what is the cake.
A. Cheese cake
- Why?
Because "去死蛋糕"； "cheese 蛋糕"
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because the teacher say it was a piece of cake.
Q: What 2-digit number is bigger than a bear's poo?
Ans. 40
- Why?
Because 四十 (40) 大 与雄 (bear) 便 (poo)
Q: Which food is the most heavy?
A. Wanton(tonne) mee.
Q: Why the gorilla have nose bleed?
A. Cause he was digging his nose.
Q: A and C which one is shorter?
A. A... ABCD(A比C低)
Q: What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?
A. Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A. Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go fo a movie. In the dark, a mosquito entersthe girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A. The boyfriend's hand
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tazran asked 'Why?'
A. The animals told him. 'Your tail is in front.'
Q: Why was the blonde confused when asked to calutate 10 + 7 on the calulator?
A. She couldn't find the 10 button.
Q: Why when ten men use one umbrella and walk out on the streets that time all the ten men are not drenched?
A. Cause it was not raining.
